spacepiratesandtea

senpai-fetish:

musclesenpai:

dansnotonphil:

blonderamen:

221bismydivision:

if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what

Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.

“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”

"Die Hard"

Die hard

jewishsanta

senpai-fetish:

musclesenpai:

dansnotonphil:

blonderamen:

221bismydivision:

if you kill a guy who has a boner does his penis continue to be erect or what

Yes. It does actually. And when they go to the morgue to be prepared for burial, the person cleaning them up and such breaks it so it lays flat.

“So what do you do for a living?
“I put makeup on dead people and snap boners.”

"Die Hard"

Die hard